Fussvent 25
*** IMPORTANT ***
All calendars are free shipping
Please order your calendar on it's own.
No extras in your basket. It helps us keep things smooth and your beer safe and sound.
Calendars ship WC 24th November
We choose to cut it fine, but that’s how we make sure every beer lands as fresh as possible.
Fussvent is most definitely our thing.
We're very, very good at it, because we're very, very picky about what goes in. We are also very, very proud of it.
Apparently, everyone else thinks we're very good at it too, judging by the chaos we ignite on this fateful day every year. Needless too say, they move fast, and you shouldn't dither.
An opportune time perhaps, to remember those less fortunate in Fussvent gone by. Those who umm-ed and ahh-ed a moment too long, and left empty-handed. So many ruined Christmases. So many tears.
Don't let it be you.
Calendars for 2025:
FUSSMAGEDDON £160
24 days.
24 beers.
Zero compromise.
Think big, boozy stouts, juicy IPAs, DIPAs that punch, TIPAs that sparkle, and the fruitiest, sourest of sours. 🍻✨
This is our masterpiece. Each day carefully curated to match the day of the week, so your countdown flows perfectly from Monday madness to weekend mayhem.
We’ve packed in rare drops, exclusive collabs, and festival-ready brews, each tin bursting with flavour, character, and just the right amount of chaos.
Open, sip, repeat… and let the festive fuss begin. 🎁⚡
Dank Santa. £140
It Stinks.
Brace yourselves, you fussy bunch.
24 days of absolute haze madness is coming. No West Coast IPAs this year because we listened to your moans and groans 😏. Instead, expect New Englands, DIPAs, TIPAs, and the juiciest, hop-blasted, flavour-packed pales we could get our mitts on 🌫️🔥
Each day is carefully curated to hit just right. Midweek lift ✅ Weekend hop slam ✅ All-day, all-week chaos ✅
Lumps of Coal. £140
Very Naughty Indeed.
💀 24 Stouts to Rule Them All 🍫🍺
January? Forget it. This is dark, decadent, and unapologetic. Think thick stouts, pastry bombs, boozy fruit bombs, frothy chaos, and sugar in all the right places. Calories? Oh yes. Regret? Maybe. Joy? Definitely 😈✨
Every day is handpicked to deliver maximum flavour, maximum indulgence, and maximum festive mischief. This is a countdown built for stout lovers who don’t do subtle.
Drink. Devour. Rejoice. Repeat. 🍺💥💀
Tiny Tim. £80
(12 Beers)
Half the beers, all the fun
🎄2 Days, 12 Beers 🍺💥
Not ready for full Fussmageddon chaos? Tiny Tim is your lighter, cheeky festive countdown. 12 days, 12 beers, carefully picked for maximum flavour and mischief 😏✨
Perfect for sipping every other day, spreading the festive cheer without total meltdown but same vibe as FUSSMAGEDDON 🎁⚡
Curated to hit just right a bite-sized dose of Fuss Club madness for your December 🍻🎉
Swig. Savour. Laugh. Repeat. 😈
Sober Santa. £55
(12 Beers)
12 Days, 12 AF Beers 🍺🎁
It’s been an extraordinary year for AF craft beer, so we’re celebrating with a brand-new 12-day calendar packed with the best sensible bevs around 😏✨
Expect a mix of styles, all winners, all tried and true, carefully curated for maximum flavour without the hangover 🍻💥
Perfect for sipping every day or every other day, and enjoying a festive countdown that keeps you sharp 🎄⚡
Crack. Sip. Smile. Repeat 😎🎉
We charge £6 for orders below £60, but it's free over that.
So long as you get your order in before 2.30pm, and you also live in England, Scotland or Wales (with a few exceptions).
You can also stash smaller orders at checkout until you qualify for free shipping. Read more about that here.
We charge £6 for orders below £60, but it's free over that.
So long as you get your order in before 2.30pm, and you also live in England, Scotland or Wales (with a few exceptions).
You can also stash smaller orders at checkout until you qualify for free shipping. Read more about that here.
Fussvent 25
*** IMPORTANT ***
All calendars are free shipping
Please order your calendar on it's own.
No extras in your basket. It helps us keep things smooth and your beer safe and sound.
Calendars ship WC 24th November
We choose to cut it fine, but that’s how we make sure every beer lands as fresh as possible.
Fussvent is most definitely our thing.
We're very, very good at it, because we're very, very picky about what goes in. We are also very, very proud of it.
Apparently, everyone else thinks we're very good at it too, judging by the chaos we ignite on this fateful day every year. Needless too say, they move fast, and you shouldn't dither.
An opportune time perhaps, to remember those less fortunate in Fussvent gone by. Those who umm-ed and ahh-ed a moment too long, and left empty-handed. So many ruined Christmases. So many tears.
Don't let it be you.
Calendars for 2025:
FUSSMAGEDDON £160
24 days.
24 beers.
Zero compromise.
Think big, boozy stouts, juicy IPAs, DIPAs that punch, TIPAs that sparkle, and the fruitiest, sourest of sours. 🍻✨
This is our masterpiece. Each day carefully curated to match the day of the week, so your countdown flows perfectly from Monday madness to weekend mayhem.
We’ve packed in rare drops, exclusive collabs, and festival-ready brews, each tin bursting with flavour, character, and just the right amount of chaos.
Open, sip, repeat… and let the festive fuss begin. 🎁⚡
Dank Santa. £140
It Stinks.
Brace yourselves, you fussy bunch.
24 days of absolute haze madness is coming. No West Coast IPAs this year because we listened to your moans and groans 😏. Instead, expect New Englands, DIPAs, TIPAs, and the juiciest, hop-blasted, flavour-packed pales we could get our mitts on 🌫️🔥
Each day is carefully curated to hit just right. Midweek lift ✅ Weekend hop slam ✅ All-day, all-week chaos ✅
Lumps of Coal. £140
Very Naughty Indeed.
💀 24 Stouts to Rule Them All 🍫🍺
January? Forget it. This is dark, decadent, and unapologetic. Think thick stouts, pastry bombs, boozy fruit bombs, frothy chaos, and sugar in all the right places. Calories? Oh yes. Regret? Maybe. Joy? Definitely 😈✨
Every day is handpicked to deliver maximum flavour, maximum indulgence, and maximum festive mischief. This is a countdown built for stout lovers who don’t do subtle.
Drink. Devour. Rejoice. Repeat. 🍺💥💀
Tiny Tim. £80
(12 Beers)
Half the beers, all the fun
🎄2 Days, 12 Beers 🍺💥
Not ready for full Fussmageddon chaos? Tiny Tim is your lighter, cheeky festive countdown. 12 days, 12 beers, carefully picked for maximum flavour and mischief 😏✨
Perfect for sipping every other day, spreading the festive cheer without total meltdown but same vibe as FUSSMAGEDDON 🎁⚡
Curated to hit just right a bite-sized dose of Fuss Club madness for your December 🍻🎉
Swig. Savour. Laugh. Repeat. 😈
Sober Santa. £55
(12 Beers)
12 Days, 12 AF Beers 🍺🎁
It’s been an extraordinary year for AF craft beer, so we’re celebrating with a brand-new 12-day calendar packed with the best sensible bevs around 😏✨
Expect a mix of styles, all winners, all tried and true, carefully curated for maximum flavour without the hangover 🍻💥
Perfect for sipping every day or every other day, and enjoying a festive countdown that keeps you sharp 🎄⚡
Crack. Sip. Smile. Repeat 😎🎉
We charge £6 for orders below £60, but it's free over that.
So long as you get your order in before 2.30pm, and you also live in England, Scotland or Wales (with a few exceptions).
You can also stash smaller orders at checkout until you qualify for free shipping. Read more about that here.
We charge £6 for orders below £60, but it's free over that.
So long as you get your order in before 2.30pm, and you also live in England, Scotland or Wales (with a few exceptions).
You can also stash smaller orders at checkout until you qualify for free shipping. Read more about that here.